Friday

Jimmy Fallon Tries to Knock Some Sense into the Donald's Coiff

So nice to see myself, I mean, to see my client on the Tonight Show.

I'm good pals with Jimmy.  Of course he warned me... I mean my client, before hand, so we got some extra shnizzle in the doo.  Coiff'd up the Wazoo.

It's all good. See I'm normal. Jimmy and I are like, pals. I never invited him on my yacht or in my Mar of El Lago, but I will. If he votes for me. And I'll know, because my pals in Russia are monitoring who votes for who. I'm normal. See? I have hair on my head.

I mean, my client is normal.

We're all normal. Except I'm a little more normal than everyone else. Thing thing about Obama born in Kenya? I was KIDDING! It's just in fun. You see, don't you???? Can't wait for that January Morning when he turns over the house keys to me... I mean my client.

Don't forget to vote.